Advice from MC Grifty P: Cars in SF

Me
11:30
i should think about selling my car :\

MC Grifty P
11:30
yeah you should
not like you need it, really
stupid sf resident

Me
11:30
no, i basically drive it when i need to dodge street cleaning :\

MC Grifty P
11:30
heh
here
i'll tell you what to do:
(off the record.)

Me
11:31
?

MC Grifty P
11:31
heres what you do.
you make sure you have theft/collision/full insurance
and pay for it for like three months.
then, you take your sweet ride
and park it in the middle of the tenderloin.
roll down a window
and then go home!
you could even leave like a wire coat hanger or some pliers or something
what do you think about that.
brought to you by grifty mcgee.

Me
11:34
i think that's pretty great

MC Grifty P
11:34
yeah but dont actually do that because i dont want to be implicated as an accessory
you fucking criminal
dirtbag.
you ought to be ashamed :-/

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